So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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