One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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