Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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