Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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