you would pick up someone in the library
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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