nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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