Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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