Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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