Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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