Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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