Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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