Having a random hookup so left but love u
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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