Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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