Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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