They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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