I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i think i just lost a toe
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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