Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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