White coat. Heels.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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