You surviving the open bar?
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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