:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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