who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
they're like a gay fantastic four
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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