So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I look better un-naked...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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