hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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