My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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