I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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