The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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