What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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