On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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