I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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