The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Terrible idea I love it
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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