She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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