so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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