Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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