Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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