I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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