I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I think my moral compass just broke
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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