Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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