is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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