did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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