Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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