Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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