fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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