Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
