Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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