birth control should be required to get into college
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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