she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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