About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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