With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My breath smells like gin and sadness
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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