I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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