i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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