brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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