Everything about him screamed your future.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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