and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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