Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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