I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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