all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Your cock deserves a montage
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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