If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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