ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
that's an acceptable place to lick
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Two words: nipple clamps
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