i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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