And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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