At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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